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sad Why are there so many poseurs in kayaking now?  When did... New

Forum: BoaterTalk
Date: Feb 20 2008, 1:52 GMT
From: xgameskayaker

it all change.  Used to be you'd go to the green/overflow/bear/insert "manky mcgnar gnar" run here and you'd run into people that would be up for a good time and not just to be seen there.  It's so funny when you read these boards and see the people strutting around and acting like they're the best thing since sliced bread.  My favorite comment I've ever heard is as follows "See that it's Leland (or Clay or insert pseudo kayak celebrity) I just want to be seen with them."  It's ridiculous.  I'd rather hang out with someone that just got off the Ocoee and had fun rather than someone who just got off the Green (and was on it to be seen) I don't mean to keep talking about the green.  It's a special place but it's turned into some sort of half ass t-shirt run.  It's like skiing in Colorado when you get some douche who want's to ski a classic mogul run just so  he/she can buy the t-shirt or pin for their Yankees hat.  It's like that with kayaking now.  A lot of these fools didn't make their high school (insert sport team here) and they've turned into 25-29 has beens and found kayaking.  Great for you guys.  Enjoy the journey.  Don't move up so hard I can't count how many people I've seen on here with their Am I ready for x run posts.  If you're not sure then you're not ready.  It's better to be more experienced and find a new run relaxing than to not have the requisite skills and be scared to death and be surprised you've survived.  I've seen some ridiculous things recently.  Swimming on Tallulah...in ridiculous places.  Keeping in mind this particular dude was in a Dragorossi Mafia (which was funny in and of itself).  I've seen people that don't have the skills to safely run the Nanty and they're running the Cheoah.  I've seen people about crap themselves running the green and they say they ran the green but they walked everything.  It's ridiculous. 

If you want to kayak that's a great choice.  You can be outdoors you can hang with your friends but if you're in this sport to get attention then you're stupid.  You could be the best kayaker in the world and maybe 1000 people know who you are.  So don't do it to get attention...do it to have fun.  If you're a poseur and you know who you are quit posting on here about someone else's skills and review your own situation. 

Come on. 

Jim

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feedback wow all that just to take a jab at a boat company for someone swimming. you maybe next. <NT> lifeofloon New
note No jab intended at dragorossi.  I was laughing about some goon... xgameskayaker New
gack people swim, no need to get righteous, Mr High and Mighty. Skully New
note Go find your precious smeagol.   <NT> xgameskayaker New
note bone i'm sorry about your insecurity problem, chill out dude lifeofloon New
smile gotcha! Skully New
question I don't get how you see a blog as not a public space. TonyRobinson New
feedback <No Subject> lifeofloon New
smile <No Subject> <NT> lifeofloon New
angry what the fub are you smiling about? decker New
smile i'll smile for you too decker <NT> lifeofloon New
smile decker New
doh It is guys like this that make me appreciated what a real stud Hew Haw Jones is! armenchuck New
smile The Pro`s Pro , first kayaker in China <NT> kindyakker New
note I hate kayakers too... chingon New
smile Man... what's it like not to have shit that stinks? decker New
note I remember my first time megoindisco New
note you think you're too cool for school xgameskayaker, but i've got news for you.... watson.gp New
note What's the difference....? Timzjatl New
note It seems to me, and i could be wrong, that.... boaterman16 New
note You are exactly right.  It's all about the journey not the destination.   <NT> xgameskayaker New
question The Journey to the ESPN/ABC X Games sponsored by Mountain Dew? <NT> theGrindle New
gack Anyone that puts a pin in a Yankees hat IS a douche. <NT> Carnage_Asada New
note Dude, relax man.... Marty_Montana New
th_up _ <NT> watson.gp New
smile i paddled with spencer cooke once, it was cool. J4mesRiverBlues New
note Since when am I cool?? Leland New
smile Dude! I just wanted to post under your post so people will see it... bigsurfwaves New
th_up Now THAT'S funny! whitewave New
smile I want to post under your post cuz yer Canadian and your money is worth more than ours. <NT> decker New
smile Well, you used to be . . . ReformSchooler New
smile you mean the guys who have an h2o audio case and "GO BIG" sticker before they have a roll? <NT> cR@ViN_W@VeS New
smile you forgot the " NO FEAR " sticker on their vehicle <NT> kindyakker New
note X says, "And if any of you homos touch me I'll kill you." <NT> Learning_to_Swim New
smile Lighten up Francis decker New
smile No that is funny.....Sgt. Hulka was a Class IV boater! RodeoPornStar New
th_up dude, you're like the big toe of boatertalk <NT> roscoepwavetrain New
sad Did the guy in the Mafia have a Sweets helmet and Astral rescue vest? <NT> cR@ViN_W@VeS New
gack Says the guy with the poser screen name.  Nice... <NT> Dan New
th_up Yeah! Had to laugh at a rant about posers from the "xgameskayaker" Amazingly ironic (or moronic?) b6 New
smile Hi!  I'm Brad and I'm a poser!! Bradley New
smile Admitting you have a problem is the 1st step to recovery selmaraid New
question Does anyone else think it's odd that... G New
smile It's a blatant troll - just roll with it, it's kinda funny. Leland New
smile descent cast.   Skully New
note I ask if I'm ready for X... Beardawg61 New
note can i have your autograph? tiskemanis New
question How did you get on Tallulah recently? <NT> Tallman New
question why are you spelling "posers" like "poseurs"? are you from Wisconsin? <NT> roscoepwavetrain New
disagree probably French Canadian <NT> whitewave New
smile You should know... he's one of your "paddlepals" isn't he? <NT> decker New
note I like hangin' out with open boaters......they're cool. <NT> Will_Carry New
note Maybe "cool" is not the word, how 'bout "HYPOTHERMIC". Dat's betta. Will_Carry New
question did someone not love you enough as a kid xgameskayaker? do you need a hug? <NT> alexkayaks23 New
more Poser name, 16 post, inflammatory rhetoric.... do i smell troll? <NT> FlailingProbe New
gack because we let people with names like xgameskayaker onto the rivers. <NT> davegg New
note I totally feel yah brah goatkiller New
doh least i can spell paddle <NT> FlailingProbe New
note DUDE, ITZ MORE EXTREME LIKE THAT goatkiller New
sad Nothing wrong with a little posing.. chipV New
smile Wow.  Great oulook on life!  I'm guessing your a glass half empty kind of guy, huh? <NT> RUwet New
smile Nope, an optmist w/a cynical sence of humour! <NT> chipV New
gack Wow! Who pooped in your corn flakes this morning? energywonk New
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