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smile Riot is sufferring for their years of coordinated discrimination against "large boned" people. They are not allowed on New

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Re: question RIOT - What's with the big Magnum?!? mOjo New
Date: May 16 2008, 14:27 GMT
From: TonyRobinson

their teams, in their factories, at their parties, in their vehicles, in fact at their headquarters they got a fire code exemption to make their exterior doors narrower so "husky" people could not come inside and degrade their visual experience. All of this has lead to no one at Riot knowing, let alone being able to bring themselves to speak to a "person of size", thus they have no one to test and review their boats. Considering how desperate they are, I'm sure that if a "portly" person called them up they would be eager to do a demo for a review.   (All Joking Aside), I have a Magnum and really like it, but it becomes a hand full to paddle if you are larger. I would love to hear about and check out one of the new big Magnums. So come on Riot guys, get some fat asses in those boats!
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