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BoaterTalk: The International Information Site for the Whitewater Paddler
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Free Green Keys for 2009: For top 5 best reasons why NOT to buy a key in 2008
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Sep 16 2008, 18:42 GMT
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finny
Because keeping up with a key for an entire year is definitely too much work.
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Because $60 for a "Key" would look suspect on the tax return for my Trust Fund
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Coffey
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Because there's a key in every vehicle and 200 in a little white box
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KristinAlligood
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Spanky
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because a screwdriver is much cheaper.
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southeastcreekin
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because the gate is soooo easy to take off the hinge
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Spanky
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beat me to it
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toddtar
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Come on Woody, I'll give you $40! It's a drought after all!
crankee
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Because I like to kill defenseless animals so I park across the street.
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Spanky
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Because I am above the freaking law.
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finny
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Because I'm a LOSER
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Unabonger
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Because I'm scared to run the $hit
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Unabonger
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Because
shredder
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LOL... these are good...especially the Russia from my house
Spanky
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LOL... these are good...especially the Russia from my house
Spanky
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Because buying a green key has made more liars out of boaters, than
miltymann
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Because Woody doesn't give two shits about it --- ALL he f#cking thinks about is World Domination in rock-paper-scissors
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farmschooler
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LOL... you just better get your wrist loosened up for the contest
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Spanky
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am I scared of the World Dominator?.. this is the rhode island jr. champ from the late 70's here.. I got four moves!
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farmschooler
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because when my sponsors carry my boat up the hill, i should get vallet parking
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Kuusk
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Cause <insert name of local> told me I didn't need one...I could just borrow theirs.
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southeastcreekin
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because i can park at the upper for free!
FlailingProbe
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I understand the spirit of the system...
DamienBoBamien
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Hello??? did you even read my post?
FlailingProbe
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No key required to paddle, just to use that lot. If your really only there 2 times a year, either have a shuttle or...
granolapaddler
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Yep... its a locals problem not mine
Spanky
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Because side cutting pliars are only 15$. (nt)
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Skinny
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Because the sticker would not match my dry top.
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Coffey
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because I'm actually a pretty big deal in kayaking
mtnsport
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A pregnant wife at 39 weeks. Not allowed to venture too far from home.
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KayakSouth
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$60!!! For a key??? You gotta be kidding...that's two sessions at the USNWC!
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Hellgrammite
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Are we supposed to come up with 5 reasons each?
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Hellgrammite
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Public Lynching on BT is more Fun (even if you didn't do it)!
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pinkH2o
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Because I'm an Escape Artist I don't believe in keys
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echo2001
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Because keys are old-school. Now.., bar coded tags for swiping at the gate, to get in.
Dave_
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