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 Appartment Wars!!!!!!!!! New
- Forum: LiquidLounge
Date: Jun 27 2006, 15:07 GMT
From: young_bezzy
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Alright here is the situation..... a friend of mine has an appartment that he just moved into..... he lives on the third floor but his first floor neighbor seems to have a problem with him.... Apparently last night this guy decided that it would be a good idea to take a quart of motor oil and pour it on my friends shoe, which he had left outside...... his dilemma is should he retaliate or not???? I personaly believe payback is one of the greatest things ever... GOSH!!!!!!!.... Here is a little background on the kind of guy we are working with... He often likes to play hakie sack with himself.... he always weres a hat and when you look at him from the front it looks like he shaves his head... but when you see him from behind he has about a 3 foot long ponytail.... he has a son who sports a bowl cut that apparently the guy himself cuts.... to my knowledge he does not own a car.... he rides a bike.... and dont get me wrong... there is nothing wrong with riding a bike instead of driving.... but when your bike looks like it might have belonged to an 8 yr. old at one point... then i am going to judge... any feedback will be greatly appreciated along with any methods of payback.....
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 Make a short movie about him and the event. Put it on the internet and shame the snot out of him. <NT> AaronK New  break into his place and mess up his feng shui thumper New -
- How do you know he is the one who poured the oil in the shoes. <NT> rroberts New
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 who cares, did you hear what he looks like thumper New -
- ....and he plays hackeysack.....hippie freak!!! <NT> AaronK New
 You can tell a lot by how someone looks. You should see Gary Smythe. <NT> me New -
- that was my other question. <NT> me New
 You're only giving us one side of the story ... me New -
- he took "his" parking spot..... <NT> young_bezzy New
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- Or should i say his wifes parking spot..... <NT> young_bezzy New
- ahhhh ... yeah, people can get pretty darn possesive of parking spots that don't belong to them. In that case ... me New
- Wait a minute... did "he" take "his", or was it "him" who took "his"? I mean, was it the other guy, or the other guy? <NT> Oci-One.Kanubi New
 Kuthe moved to Oak Ridge? And lives below your friend? Who would have thunk it? <NT> roscoepwavetrain New -
- ohhhhhh ... so THAT'S what he meant when he said "plays hacky-sack". <NT> me New
- I would burn the entire complex down..... <NT> young_bezzy New
- When he's sleeping, sneak over to his bike, deflate the tires and remove the tubes, then put the tire back on the rim... <NT> BurpleDisco New
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- i was thinking that messing with his bike would probably be the best plan... young_bezzy New
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- chain his bike with YOUR chain and lock <NT> tomcat New
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- or, re-adjust all the brake and derailler cables <NT> tomcat New
- No, chain his kid with YOUR chain and lock. Chain his kid to the bike, then chain the bike to a car ... that is moving. <NT> me New
- Whatever it is...it can't be obvious....just enough for your buddy to feel better.... AaronK New
- fill the lock with super glue <NT> Diamond-City New
- not that I would ever suggest this but... ronzo New
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- Ron, those are great suggestions! <NT> arrmike New
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- working at a bike shop forever warped me <NT> ronzo New
- How about fill his hacky-sack with helium so that when he kicks it, it just keeps going up and up. That'll show 'em. <NT> me New
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- or (and this will only work if he leaves his underwear outside) pour motor oil in his underwear. <NT> me New
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- yOU TALKIN ABOUT SOME GUYS UNDERWARE. kILEY YOU'RE MORE rEPUBLICAN THAN i THOUGHT <NT> Louie New
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- Well I guess it's safe to say I wasn't talking about yours since I didn't use the word panties. <NT> me New
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 you two lovebirds should go paddling sometime, i'll keep a tally on swims. roscoepwavetrain New -
- we've already paddled together once. Louie was taken aback at the graceful, smoothness of my paddling style. <NT> me New
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- no, he was probably drunk. roscoepwavetrain New
- Forget the helium, fill his hacky-sack with gunpowder. <NT> me New
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- then you will blow off his foot and he won't be able to hacky-sack or ride his bike. <NT> me New
- speaking of car parking spots....whatever happened to kayak4fun and her shitty neighbor <NT> tomcat New
- just cut to the chase goatkiller New
 First of all, who is it...if its Bob then that shit is funny Bizzle New -
 Tell Booger that the guy in the apartment has free Malt Liquor and porn mags <NT> Bizzle New
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