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I have three buttocks. <NT> rroberts New

Abdul the Boil Sucker can relieve you of one of them. <NT> ezwater New

It's illustrative of your thirdass approach to things. <NT> ezwater New

Check again.  The middle one is actually the back of your head. <NT> CaptainZero New

 

As a former fetus, let me just say:  Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home. GCA_Steve New

It's happy hour there now....here too, and I'm so friggin' happy psychicmidget New

<pinch> <NT> Turtle81 New

Thanks Turtle! Let's go out on the town tomorrow night? Grouper samich psychicmidget New

Would love to, but I'll leave it up to G.  We'll talk tomorrow! <NT> Turtle81 New

SWIM UPSTREAM!! <NT> Tallman New

SWAWN!!! <NT> Tallman New

Aw. Ya missed it. <NT> Tallman New

Sperm are like Mexican workers... rroberts New

Don't say that with salad in your mouth! <NT> ezwater New

Au contraire, what better way to say it. <NT> plasticraft New

 

Help !!  Need translation . . . ` 12BNH2o New

it means a Spanish person wants to buy a foamie and wants to know how late you will be awake. GCA_Steve New

actually i think it boils down to 3 statements: GCA_Steve New

you pretty much got it.... dneesh New

4) Ewe whant my seester? <NT> rroberts New

His sister is a sheep? <NT> ezwater New

It'd be nice if it was actual correct spelling in Spanish, so's we could ponder on it....but psychicmidget New

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/ Turtle81 New

Hi I want to buy one of your little Kayaks, how much to order and how long do get it. DonVitoCorleone New

 

LOL!  Sarah Palin's turkey pardon gone wrong.  Look what's going on in the back ground... Tallman New

Note to Self:  Fire Publicist. <NT> Jfoy New

Heh heh...heh ...heh   WHAAAA HAH HAHAAAAA! <NT> Will_Carry New

that is freakin' hilarious....and she is freakin' clueless.... <NT> dneesh New

At about 1:20 I 'bout giggle myself silly!! <NT> Tallman New

Thankfully we are in a good position! <NT> mudpuppy New

Palin always sounds like she's making a Miss America speech! <NT> JJEugronus New

isn't that the truth! why can't she just answer plain and simple without throwing in all that bullshit of her's? dneesh New

Perfect replacement for Dick Cheney! mudpuppy New

A little bit of levity, indeed. <NT> Elvez New

is that a grinder or where they bleed the bird?  Palin goofiness combined w/ PETA ad <NT> mtnsport New

 

As a former fetus... rroberts New

Good luck with that.   <NT> Tallman New

i forget ... what's the difference between a fetus and a potus? GCA_Steve New

Have you tried prayer? <NT> davegg New

Try begging.  Yeah, it's pathetic.  But it's effective.  According to my research it works up to .08% of the time.   Tallman New

Begging?  Oh in this house that's considered foreplay. <NT> rroberts New

Prayer, fasting, Weaties boxtops. <NT> rroberts New

festus wasn't a farmer, dummy gargoyle New

What about Chester?  If he wasn't a farmer, he sure was lame. <NT> ezwater New

You're just trying to trip me up! <NT> gargoyle New

Do you want me to tell the old Miss Kitty and Chester joke?  You do?  OK! ezwater New

And lemme just say, the old black and white, half hour Gunsmoke was the best. <NT> ezwater New

 

why we don't hear too often from Washington State paddlers. GCA_Steve New

There's no white water in the NW. <NT> rroberts New

I beg to differ, if we are talkin about the western slope of the Cascades. GCA_Steve New

don't you remember a few years ago one of the catch phrases was, "there's no white water in the NW,"... rroberts New

bastards. GCA_Steve New

Paddlers is like that. <NT> rroberts New

chek this out (current) ... GCA_Steve New

then this ... GCA_Steve New

Bastards all. <NT> rroberts New

I believe that's referred to as the Prime Directive for Washington paddlers <NT> mtnsport New

zis look like any whitewater to you? GCA_Steve New

They are too busy boating <NT> ditchbitch New

got that right, ditchie. GCA_Steve New

here's some more of the whitewater they don't have in the NW. GCA_Steve New

or ... GCA_Steve New

Looks like Ohiopyle at 1.7 <NT> rroberts New

libbit larger. <NT> GCA_Steve New

clickie ... GCA_Steve New

Oh THAT.  Your typical SE class 1. <NT> rroberts New

it looks like an ELF Stifler New

Y'all tryin' to troll Jules out of the woodwork, or what? <NT> ezwater New

Yawn. <NT> Elvez New

 

Just sent this email out at work... rroberts New

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS BOOK RIGHT NOW!!  DON'T BREAK THE CHAIN!! decker New

The only person in my address book IS GCA_Steve, aka POOPY_pants aka GAGA_4_Ga. rroberts New

needs a couple dozen animated gifs for illustrative purposes. GCA_Steve New

 

Folks getting a little ahead of themselves, doncha think? rlhartman New

that's not a good sign... russellfork New

For instance... otto New

That's probably W's dad, though. <NT> rroberts New

definitely <NT> russellfork New

It's still funny!! <NT> otto New

Are there cases where an elementary or high school has dumped a name like Harding? <NT> ezwater New

Or Mike Hunt rroberts New

I wonder if there were schools named after Clinton before MonicaGate. <NT> ezwater New

And there really should be a John Boehner High School. "Stand up for Boehner..."   <NT> ezwater New

I can see the building plan, "Help us erect the Boehner. <NT> rroberts New

It`s not the fucktard W, so we should name everything after him; bridges, intersections, stop signs.... rbowman New

re: fire hydrants -- Since dogs frequently pee on them I think all fire davegg New

Henceforth all fire hydrants shall be called "Cheneys".   <NT> 12BNH2o New

George W Bush Sewage Plant otto New

Barack H. Obama Social Services and Welfare Office. GCA_Steve New

Dick Cheney Sportsmens Safety Academy <NT> 12BNH2o New

This morning I attended the grand reopening of the Smithsonian Museum of American History... snowwrestler New

Ahem... he's not president yet! Historical inaccuracy by the Smithsonian?!? <NT> rlhartman New

They know a strong brand when they see one <NT> snowwrestler New

 

[LL POLL]  Are too many American companies "top heavy"? decker New

all but Hooters... <NT> russellfork New

They're privately owned... so who gives a rat's ass what they do... I'm talking about publicly traded organizations here decker New

I think that was a joke. <NT> SirFlipsALot New

that's not funny... the CEO of Hooters mom is DEAD!!!!!!! <NT> decker New

But she went smiling. <NT> rroberts New

I think American CEO's and CFO's have pillaged the US Economy lrcable New

This is one area where you and I are in 100% agreement. GRITS New

this is america... where even failure on a massive scale is rewarded decker New

$400,000 is a prime example... and what all CEO pay should be based from decker New

another classic example of "you get what you pay for" <NT> russellfork New

I'm even willing to give them multiple times what the next tier down makes lrcable New

I totally agree Larry. <NT> Will_Carry New

yes.   tiskemanis New

Actually, they make about the same.  GM Wagner's salary was $1.6M, and he earned bonus and option grants RuffAroundEdges New

 

hey Tom, did you ever pass that crown/filling you lost? dneesh New

He could dump everything in a Dahlonega gold mine sluice, and let the tourist pick it out. <NT> ezwater New

that's an awful lot of information in just 2 sentences. GCA_Steve New

Thought you were changing your name. <NT> rroberts New

I think "ReachAround" has possibilities. <NT> ezwater New

<pointedly ignoring> <NT> GCA_Steve New

think maybe I change it to "rrroberts" & just confuse hell out of everything. GCA_Steve New

yep, it was a glorius day DonVitoCorleone New

take enough ex-lax you can shit a lumbar vertebra. GCA_Steve New

 

November 22nd 1963..... Will_Carry New

the Day my ability to get pregnant brought forth Itself..... dneesh New

I was in the 8th grade <NT> rroberts New

What... when you started menstruating? That IS the topic of her subthread rlhartman New

roberts didn't start menstruating until after he filled out up top. GCA_Steve New

I bet you think that was funny... rroberts New

yeah but not as funny as my email address yesterday. <NT> GCA_Steve New

Coincidence??? Dale New

remember coming home... russellfork New

I was driving down to Ft. Bragg to report in catchaneddy New

You're even older than davegg.  I didn't think there was even water back then. <NT> rroberts New

You are kidding, that guy looks about 80 <NT> catchaneddy New

You must have caught him on a good day.  He's so ugly he could make a freight train take a dirt road. <NT> rroberts New

alright that was pretty funny. GCA_Steve New

Damn!! you were 63 years old when you started paddling? dneesh New

lol, I am pretty crappy catchaneddy New

I was helping to decorate the gym for a Friday nite junior high school dance that never happened. GCA_Steve New

A lot went on that week. I was 12 and in grade school. I remember gargoyle New

Algebra class.... actually hated JFK, for the Bay of Pigs. First thought, 'Man, I didn`t hate him that much!'.... rbowman New

Thanksgiving break -- Freshman year at college. I was getting a hair cut. <NT> davegg New

Now you just wish you needed a haircut. <NT> rroberts New

I just got a haircut a few minutes ago. Of course, they don't have to davegg New

So that hair club for men is working for you? <NT> rroberts New

7th grade during 5th period.  Heard a couple of students cheer the news Rahark1 New

"Shooters"? Rattso_del_Flatulato New

10 years old, visiting the relatives in Millwaukee <NT> Helly New

Dang y'all are old.  I don't even think my parents knew each other yet. <NT> Turtle81 New

My. We're dating ourselves, aren't we?! Rattso_del_Flatulato New

 

I just got a text message saying Billary will be the Secretary of State.  Somebody please tell me it's not true. <NT> naderchaser New

I just got an email saying that she will not accept the nomination and Obama will go with his second choice... Dale New

Well at least she's hot.  I could deal with that. <NT> naderchaser New

Yeah, how horrible that someone knowledgeable about world affairs and popular with foreign heads of state should get it. GRITS New

The Corleone School of Political Science.  keep your friends close and your enemies closer. <NT> rroberts New

That could very well be part of it too. First thing Hillary needs to do is pick Condi Rice's brain about Russia. GRITS New

I agree, but boy, are we going to get flamed. rroberts New

That's OK. I always suit up in my asbestos underpants before positng anything political. <NT> GRITS New

This post is useless without video <NT> rroberts New

besides we haven't had the White House free of a Bush or Clinton since 1979.  What ever would we do w/o them? <NT> mtnsport New

"change" must be Kenyan for "Just Kidding" <NT> decker New

Hillary Clinton is the devil.  And soon you shall see this come to fruition. <NT> naderchaser New

<No Subject> <NT> GRITS New

of course!!! russellfork New

When you dont have that much policy experience, you hire someone that does to work with you.  Tis called being smart <NT> RuffAroundEdges New

Don't worry, it's not true. Rattso_del_Flatulato New

 

How do you set up a printer to share to a laptop wirelessly thru a router? Terrell New

Pretty certain that you need a network printer.... JohnnyB New

is the printer connected to the desktop PC? goodBones New

oh yeah- this also assumes that the pc connected to the printer is always on. goodBones New

It (printer) is on all the time, so I will try the first way. <NT> Terrell New

Yes the printer is connected to the PC. <NT> Terrell New

Starting to sound like a revival meeting. <NT> rroberts New

OK< I have enabled sharing on the PC, but when I get into the wizard on the laptop,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Terrell New

does it show up when you browse the network? goodBones New

On Line tutorial JohnnyB New

the printer is not a networked device if it is just a normal printer plugged into the DT. GCA_Steve New

give it a good hard smack with a rubber mallet. GCA_Steve New

Probably not properly grounded.  He should bury it. <NT> rroberts New

Should be easy if it's a plunge router. <NT> ezwater New

email for the correct answer... tiskemanis New

 

I saw a bumper sticker yeasterday that read: As a former fetus, I oppose abortion" TheBroncoKid New

I'm part former sperm, and I oppose masturbation. <NT> ezwater New

As a former fetus myself, I oppose those who oppose abortion. Dale New

As a former fetus, I'm good with that. In fact I know more than a few people that needs to be applied to. <NT> GRITS New

as a former fetus, I support the legalization of marijuana. GCA_Steve New

 

LL Poll... are you for or against nuclear power even if one had to be built in the area you live.  (Thumbs up or down) <NT> decker New

decker New

<No Subject> <NT> ditchbitch New

I forget... what will we do with the waste? <NT> Dale New

um, blame jimmy carter? peterj New

Dude, we've had 4 presidents since then, any of whom could have reversed that <NT> snowwrestler New

legislation is always easier to pass than it is to reverse <NT> peterj New

I understand that you can recycle a certian amount, but that doesn't eliminate the waste, just reduces it, no? <NT> Dale New

It'll all be sent to southern Idaho <NT> TheBroncoKid New

and? decker New

Call it depleted and bomb the shit out of some foriegners NT <NT> Riv New

You make projectiles out of deleted uranium, not bombs lrcable New

Doh! I had more or less recognized that; just choose the wrong word NT <NT> Riv New

I'd be against building one in my neighborhood just because we're so close to DC snowwrestler New

dude, you sound like Jackson Browne peterj New

The warming of the water is a known local problem snowwrestler New

Do you ever forsee our energy (electricity) needs decreasing though? decker New

As brain wave power stands up, our electric plants will be able to stand down <NT> snowwrestler New

Lake Anna... plasticraft New

Not to mention dickerson, which while not a nuc, still warms the water. <NT> rroberts New

good point, any steam plant, fossil or nuclear fuel discharges warm water peterj New

Dickerson had a much better solution:  make a white water park. <NT> rroberts New

That warm water might cause you to involuntarily poke your sprayskirt off. <NT> ezwater New

Anyone that`s for it should have to live in Chernobyl for a year! These are the same stupid fucks that want to pass... rbowman New

Here`s just one incident(that could have been Chernobyl like) that took me all of 2 minutes to find, I`m sure there are rbowman New

FOR GOD`S  SAKE LOUIE USED TO WORK IN THE INDUSTRY, OR STILL DOES!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! rbowman New

NO WAY <NT> TheBroncoKid New

against it, mainly cuz i don't understand it thumper New

<No Subject> <NT> Otter New

Against as long as we promote the wasting of energy NT Riv New

Nuke beats hydro and coal b6 New

<NT> Turtle81 New

Maybe after we try a wee bit of conservation first. <NT> SirFlipsALot New

coal sux <NT> russellfork New

<NT> mtnsport New

depends on the technology and how it's installed. Chrisj New

Ships and Submarines... <NT> decker New

Toshiba has been pushing something along those lines for several years now. Riv New

if I recall correctly... Chrisj New

<No Subject> <NT> Lizabeth New

A little nukie never hurt anyone <NT> websterlee New

I also support diverting NASA's budget to nuclear research. arrmike New

re. "nearly limitless clean energy" What about peak uranium? Peak Thorium? Riv New

 

The world will be a little better off beginning at 8PM EST today.... JohnnyB New

My god... I'll drink to that. GRITS New

This guy didn't even pull a lot of sympathy for the Anti Death Penalty crowd lrcable New

the guy lobbied for the death penalty... russellfork New

That's true, but I think there were a lot of volunteers to pull the switch on this guy lrcable New

puttin him in a box for 50 years would too <NT> russellfork New

Amen!...... On a similar note, long live the memory of Sheriff Earl Lee.... rbowman New

 

Obese have right to two airline seats, one fare scottp47 New

So do I now also have the right to more legroom, being a lot taller than average? Wilko New

Good idea, now they should start charging fares by the pound just like Federal Express <NT> Helly New

I have a right to be the only person on the plane, because other people piss me off. GCA_Steve New

I don't think you need to worry about being kidnapped by Somali pirates for ransom.   <NT> ezwater New

they should just forget the per seat charge... goodBones New

But what if you're this guy? Does he get three seats? SirFlipsALot New

what's the big deal thumper New

What about pregnant women, should they get 2 seats for the price of 1? <NT> TheBroncoKid New

only if she's a pro-lifer thumper New

 

Obama Goes Cold Turkey After Thanksgiving !   ezwater New

He needs someone smart, who can work with Biden.That is a very short list! Besides he`ll have Team Clinton in that post. rbowman New

yeah the Clinton-Bama whitehouse is shaping up nicely isn't it?  There's some real "Change" for you to choke on decker New

I hardly think Obama will offer you a chance to choke on his instrument of change.   <NT> ezwater New

Hey Bubba, showing your stripes there a bit, aren`t ya? I bet you have a, 'Don`t Blame me I Voted Bush' sticker back in rbowman New

Change Change Change............... THE SAME!!! decker New

Hmmmmm... Let`s see, 8 years of prosperity under Clinton vs What we have today!....Yep, I can see your problem.... rbowman New

Is your real name Monica by chance? <NT> decker New

Ironically, Obama has banned lobbyists from his transition team and took almost no donations from them for his campaign. <NT> SirFlipsALot New

Did he not get help from the DNC?? lrcable New

I don't think it could function--nor would we want it to--without them. <NT> rroberts New

We are all for our "lobbyist", it's everyone elses that cause the problem lrcable New

 

So... what IS a four year university education for/supposed to do for you? GRITS New

Not all degrees are created equal. Think about a M.F.A vs. and M.B.A. SirFlipsALot New

Not equal -- Absolutely, not. Many of the "soft" degrees are nearly davegg New

"hard" degrees are pretty "soft" too Otter New

regarding immigrants in science and engineering Otter New

A couple of reasons in the Engineering field lrcable New

Depends on what it is..... JohnnyB New

oops...Biology. Got it. I hated bilology btw. Loved math. <NT> JohnnyB New

I loved biology but I had to leave research and go into biotech sales to make any $. GRITS New

PS I still find math boring, but I would have really dug physics had I had decent teachers. GRITS New

Prepare you for graduate school or a job Otter New

Show you some of the real world & teach you how to think?! Face it you can be about a vegetable and get out of HS..... rbowman New

Good work! <NT> GRITS New

Showing that you can think at a certain level. Wilko New

i would imagine thumper New

your question also has a flip-side thumper New

Agree. I don't have any problem with how or why Todd got his degree - obviously he gained valuable skills doing things GRITS New

Kevin that was a very funny post, the last sentence is priceless <NT> DangerJudy New

Depends on what kind of salesperson you decide to be. GRITS New

my dad has been in sales for 50+ years... goodBones New

A B.A/S= a HS diploma 40 years ago, so obviously: to keep people out of the workforce longer <NT> jkodadek New

A non-union job so that you can't get unemployment for life. <NT> rroberts New

It's supposed to make you feel like an idiot while you're sitting down at the unemplyment office <NT> TheBroncoKid New

Yep, we probably have the most educated waitstaff in the country in Asheville. <NT> GRITS New

I was thin, angular at graduation, but I'm getting well-rounded now ! <NT> ezwater New

I went the other way peterj New

Marked, lasting weight loss seems somewhat akin to religious conversion.  I recall a guy at ezwater New

usually, but my conversion only took going from massive amounts of beer to large amounts of  beer <NT> peterj New

 

Yoh Decker, how's your Chinese language training going? (chinese-may-buy-gm-and-chrysler) Riv New

The best slant one can put on this is, they are trying to put a chink in our corporate armor.   <NT> ezwater New

all new GM cars will have a slow-cooking rotissere for cooking dogs in the trunk... yay! <NT> decker New