I feel for you. I could never be sold on a AIRE raft. Their cats Rock but the ride and guide in an Aire is no where near as nice as a Maravia, Sotar. I'll take a bucketboat before an Aire..! But, I goto quit being a baby and get used to it cus I will be spending some time in AIRE's this summer.
My suggestion is to melt the boat down and UPS it to North Korea, they will figure out a good use for it..!
BoaterTalk 
