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Re: doh Toasted my shoulder with help of Good Samaritin VSG New
Date: May 11 2008, 0:59 GMT
From: DeadMan

Years ago I was on the Nantahala with some friends.  They were horseing around jumping off a rock.
I was bored so I sat in the eddy doing this little paddle trick i'd do where I threw my paddle up in the air, rolled over, caught it, and rolled up with it....
Well, this time I missed, which was no big deal...I'd just hand roll up.,

Well, what I didnt know, was that a rafter saw me, thought I was going to die, shouted "I'll save you!" and jumped out of his raft, swimming towards me.

I was about to handroll when I felt something grab me.  It felt like a giant bird had swooped down and had me in its talons.  I was like what the hell!  I tried to hand roll 5 or 6 times, finally I had no choice but to swim.  Still fearing I was being attacked by a giant animal of some sorts, I came up with fists swinging, narrowly missing the "superhero".  I shouted many choice words at him and his eyes looked as big as saucers.

Needless to say my friends had been screaming at him to leave me alone, but he was certain that kayakers always died when they flipped over!

He quickly swam back to his raft.

Fortunately I didnt wind up with a shoulder injury because of it, like you did.  Rest it up, take care of it and make sure to stretch a lot before you paddle over  the next few weeks!

Sorry man!
Joey
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note nature in action scrutton New
note Osprey? DeadMan New
note bet your right Joey scrutton New
note they are pretty cool DeadMan New
note Another cool thing about Osprey... buckyak New
note I always pegged you as a fellow bird-of-prey lover Buck DeadMan New
more Got X-rayed today ..... VSG New
note That counts as a bird reference...the honor of the thread is secure.... DeadMan New
question Yeah Joey, 6 weeks of PT and then how much longer dating your therapist? rollmickeyover New
note We'll count it!  And er uh...it was 5 extra weeks of "private therapy" DeadMan New
smile Joey, did part of your therapy require you to change the FEATHER of your paddle? buckyak New
note Well...the first QUACK I went to see suggested that, but my therapist said I didn't need to worry about it! DeadMan New
more I've heard that a WINGED blade can sometimes ammeliorate shoulder problems. buckyak New
note yea...well...I'm too big of a CHICKEN to try one of those <NT> DeadMan New
th_up I'd be afraid too. You know what they say, "birds of a feather..." <NT> rollmickeyover New
note This from someone who wears a penguin suit in public?  Silly GOOSE! <NT> buckyak New
warning What a bunch of PECKER heads!!! <NT> chris-uk New
note Hey TURKEY, you stay out of this! This is between me and my FLOCK <NT> DeadMan New
note One of your flock has now FLOWN THE COOP... buckyak New
th_up If I wasn't already in the South I would fly South from the Whiner. rollmickeyover New
gack Quit jive talking, it just ain't FLY... chris-uk New
note "Your sanity"???  Get the flock outta here! <NT> rollmickeyover New
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