Name: chundered Location: Thrillsville, USA Sex: Male Birthday: 1967-11-19 Height: 5'10" Weight: 150 lbs Types of boats you paddle (eg. kayak, raft, C-1, squirt, etc.): I:3 221, Micro 240 First Season (year): 1997 Favorite Class: IV Favorite Runs: Little Upper Narrows of the Lower Big Great Green Greasy Limpopo Creek

Personal info: I used to paddle a lot, back when it actually rained. Now I just put on my gear and perform interpretive modern dance in the fountain at the center of the food court in the local mall. Sometimes I get an Orange Julius. The rest of my free time is spent working on my various conspiracy theories, watching my video collection of "Circus of the Stars", doing past-life regression therapy on neighborhood pets and translating the works of Ayn Rand into Pig Latin. Oh, and needlepoint.