Location: State: solid, Prov: Sea of Tranquility, Country: moon Birthday: 0000-00-00 Height: no drugs Weight: I will not Types of boats you paddle (eg. kayak, raft, C-1, squirt, etc.): non-biodegradable float pods First Season (year): 0000 Favorite Class: IV Favorite Runs: 1. Birth Canal (class V+, solo) 2. Green River Narrows 3. Watauga 4. Big Creek 5. Clear Creek Arkansas

Personal info: the moonunit has crash landed. all fuel cells have expired. found alternative energy source - Guiness Stout - but have yet to consume enough to restart module.

no intelligent life on this planet - just a bunch of ape-like units that travel in floating pods which function as pleasure-induction vehicles.

must perform more experimentation on floating pods - may be useful as alternative sensory stimulation device.

jbeckwith@maconnc.org